Friday 31 August 2012
Sunday 26 August 2012
An Inconsistent Argument based on Unknown Abstract Subtexts Or the Adventures of Sir M - tha' Geeky Samurai
An Inconsistent Argument based on Unknown Abstract Subtexts Or the Adventures of Sir M - tha' Geeky Samurai
.by Michael Oyadonghan on
Tuesday, May 1, 2012 at 7:26pm ·.
Error is often plausibly dressed in the outer garb of truth.
Saw a time machine in ma backyard reading the gospel book of Ruth,
I never understood the premise of ma roots,
So I employed a scribe to inscribe in ma RNA the adverbial form of "groove"
My tomorrow still resembled yesterday,
flew back in time, got an autograph of Michael Faraday,
but somehow arrived on tha' tuesday right next to last saturday.
I looked up and embraced wisdom, they said sorrow can be found at the bottom of a bottle,
but he'd drowned in an encyclopeadia of trust and malt liquor,
that did get a lazy eye to work hard like the monarch of the first Tudor,
good thing I aint lost none of my famed vigor.
I increased the throughput of space, stuffed it in a vacuum,
exposed the colour of air - it seems oxygen won me tha battle.
I missed reality but the bitch aint missing me,
threw a curve ball at a bowl cuz bowling was pissing me.
I made out with life like it's virtual,
good thing she took it everywhere but personal.Went forward, perfected a backwards backstroke;
saved it on a typewriter,
wrote an essay with a pen just to say f**k you to ma mothaF-ing computer.
I think I'm high on water, cuz I swear I saw the sunrise stutter,
the whole universe is in reverse, like a knife melting in butter.
I witnessed Ice hockey on grass,
niggaz surfing on glass, Football on ice, Nerds being late for class.
White boys rolling fat ones (blunts),
Liquid smoke engrossed my lungs, Death's on life support cuz he plaigarised ma mothaFing song.
I came across a vegan tiger, heard a thunderous whisper,
So I ran outta tha time machine cuz it all seemed too familiar.
'Twas like I was on mars; saw a bird mistaking a fruit for a smart-phone,
I guess I might be dumb for blondes cuz she's got my black all berry,
strolled forward, stole the paddles of a thousand tonne freight ferry aboard a Conconrd,
relaxing in ma jaccuzzi like a mothaF-ing time lord.
Stole a Train of Thoughts yet didnt cross paths with the Doctor, Who......da hell U talking bout?
My mind's tired, I knows I went crazy on this one,
nevermind me y'all I swear I aint smoked a big fat one,
I'm just high on music, nostalgia and creativity bestowed to me by the Lord Almighty
BUilLDIng YOUR PERFECT RELATIONSHIP VOL.2
BuILdiNg YOUR PERFECT RELATIONSHIP VOL 2.
.by SirRhema Hills Oyi-obute Flower
Sunday, August 26, 2012 at 12:09pm ·
If you are fully convinced that you love him
Take a pen and list out all what u want in a relationship then go to him/her that u are ready 4 a relationship only if he/her tells u what they want in the relationship...
Give him/her time to list their own out, then tally it with yours, if it’s similar then u bot should cum to an understanding.
Not an agreement because relationship is all about understanding.
Now in some cases men can be pretenders, so before you go into a relationship pray about it, but don’t wait 4 God to tell u yes cos it’s your responsibility to look for, and it’s God's responsibility to bless the union...
Now one vital tin to take note of is Neva u fall in love, always be conscious that humans are subjected to changes and be ready for any change.
In the early stage of your relationship always tell him what he did, that u don’t like; this would help build your spouse to the exact person u want him/her to be.
Give him love but don’t lay down your heart 4 him, cos if you do, i can assure u he will break it unknowingly.
Your HEART is meant 4 God take note.
Do everything to please him, but don’t go beyond your limit to make them happy just 4 u to be sad at d end.
The point is BE IN LOVE and not FALL IN LOVE
Now when u offend him don’t always try to make luv to him so he can 4giv you, think of a better way to make him happy and smile wit u again and 4 the men, don’t make it a duty to slap your spouse and in 20mins time cum back kneeling wit chocolates in your hands telling her u don’t know what came over u.
NOTE: The day your spouse lays or attempt to, is d day u should quit the relationship, no matter how long you've been together as long as u are not married.
Always look good at all-time 4 your spouse, don’t let him/her avoid u cos of d way u look
Neva u pretend in a relationship cos any relationship that starts with pretence and lies would definitely fall.
Neva appreciate him 4luvin u and build-up a very good communication scheme.
Make him anticipate and dream of your visit, don’t stroll in and out of his house every day.
Hmmm, finally SEX
Yes sex....every man wants sex that’s the truth, but not everyman deserves sex
Don’t abuse the pleasure of sex in your relationship, make sex a very rear and unexpected adventure.
Don’t make it a regular routine, so that at d end u won’t be going around like a town crier saying HE USED ME AND DUMPED ME
Take a step today and build your perfect relationship.
For further info. and questions visit www.sirrhemahills.blogspot.com,call +234-8037308249 or join d group
My relationship nd u.
BuilDinG YOUR PERFECT RELATIONSHIP by Sir Hills
BuILdinG UR PERFECT RELATIONSHIP VOL.1
by Sir Rhema Hills Oyi-obute Flower on Sunday,
August 26, 2012 at 11:53am
I have heard alot of people especially girls saying being single is better, but the truth is they are just cowards, sorry to say...
There’s nothing interesting in being alone are just scared of commitment...
It pays to date, cos it would help u build up some sense of responsibilities in the process.
If u choose to remain single till u get married will definitely face challenges in your marriage and it would be so difficult to withstand it, cos u never had experiences. If u had fallen in the past never u give up, dust yourself and rise-up and plan your next perfect relationship.
Did I hear u say there’s no such thing as a perfect relationship?
You damn rite
And that is because you don’t believe u can be perfect
Why do u go into a relationship?
Is it because u saw her and she’s pretty or u guys are so close, so u think there’s a feeling?
Maybe u share same ideas or because she is gorgeous and has a good physique?
Whatever it maybe....what attracted u to her/him would definitely determine what the relationship would turn out to be.
This is not for those who are dating already, am writing to those who are not and those that are scared of dating.
I know exactly how u feel...it’s like seeing a burning fire and jumping into it right? lol.
Well relationship is not dating, it’s an understanding of the love that two people have for each other.
Before u go into a relationship...
Think about it, don’t u ever let him/her tell u that thinking about it is old fashioned.
He/she can proclaim a thousand love and even catch a grenade 4u but ask yourself do I really love this person? Look beyond what he/she does 4 u...
What is that tin that’s so special about him or her
Now am not talking about her eyes or her nose or her skin or even his height.
Am talking about his habit, character, sense of humor, her level of reasoning, her capability to produce good ideas.
Be smart my dear, take your time to pass through a phase called pure FRIENDSHIP, during this phase, don’t let his care or calls take u off track, focus on what u are after.
In no time (3mnth max.) U will find out if he or she is d rite person.
Now one very simple and easy way to detect a wrong/fake spouse is if
HE:
a. Ask 4sex or pester u about sex
b. Pretend to not like sex at all
c. Being secretive
d. Admires and compares u with other girls
e. Neva corrects or frowns at your silly mistakes
F. Neva appreciates you
SHE:
a. Ask for sex (yes girls do it)
b. Being secretive
c. Compares u with other guys
d. Tenders her family issues barely two weeks of meeting her.(she’s d demanding type)
e. When u give her gifts and she rewards u with sweet sex (don’t b carried away)
f. Neva appreciate u
There are so many other ways of detecting, but d point is never let him/her determine 4u-dnt feel pity 4him/her, don’t go into a relationship because of d lovely gifts and care and even love he/she has shown you...
you must be fully convinced in your heart that u luv him/her.
vol.2 comes up shortly
Saturday 25 August 2012
MY WIFE IS A DRUNK HUSBAND TELLS COURT
My wife is a drunk, husband tells court
August 25, 2012 by Kehinde Alakanse 65 Comments
A 40-year-old man, Simpa Okomagi, recently pleaded with an Agege Customary Court, Lagos, to dissolve his marriage of 11 years.
The father of two accused his wife, Margaret, of being irresponsible, disobedient and stealing properties in the home to satisfy her needs.
He claimed that his wife drinks a lot and often comes home drunk and due to that, the marriage has to be dissolved.
“I am pleading for this divorce due to my wife’s irresponsibility to her two children and her habit of always coming home drunk.
“My first child is a girl and she is four years old. The other one is a boy and he is four months old. My wife knows the situation of the second born, yet, she wouldn’t come back home early to cater for him.
“I have given her money many times to start her own business, but at the end of the day, she cannot boast of one good thing the money was used for. Most of the time she takes valuables from the house to sell, then comes back drunk at night.
“The last straw was when she lied to me that she was taking the children for their end of the year’s party, which she didn’t do. Instead, she took them to her mother’s place in Badagry to stay.
“On getting there to ask for my children, her mother came out with a cutlass and threatened me not to enter the house. I am fed up.”
Margaret didn’t refute the allegations levelled against her.
She said, “Three days after our wedding, his mother started complaining about me. Anytime my husband wants to do something or buy something for me, his mother would complain about it. There is nothing I do that is right before his mother. I packed out of his house in July 2012.”
The president of the court, Mr. Emmanuel Sokunle, advised the couple to reconcile before he adjourned the case till Sept. 4.
Culled from Saturday punch…..
So women too, dey drink to the extent that they get drunk and irresponsible? hmmm
the YOU QUEST by Sir Rhema
YOU.....
Who you be?
Thats d language u get from an average black Nigerian.
And the truth is who truly are you?
Why do they keep pointing fingers on you?
Whats the gossip about you?
Why are they hating on you?
Why are you even beefing yourself?
Are you that baad?
Whats your name tag?
Why are you facing all these challenges?
Or would u rather give up cos nobody believes in you?
You try to ignore all these but one way or the other it hurts you?
Would you rather attempt suicide?
Have you given it a thought lately?
What best are you made up?
Nothing right?
Why dont you come out of that lie?
If you believe you can fly like Innocent said,then why dont you try?
Instead of doubting yourself believing in negative life
If you dont think you can......hmmmm
Take a deep breadth and reason.take away the uglyness of today and see the beauty of tomorrow
Appreciate the simple things of this life.give yourself a smile....Cos
You have a beautiful life....if only you can just see it
Letme even ask you
Who do you want to be?
Have you asked yourself?
If you have....take these steps
-take a very lovely picture
Place it at the best corner of your house
-put it in every public platform that the world can see
-then who do you want to be?
Dont immitate anyone....
-just define yourself.give a nice meanin to your name,your character,your look,your style,your charisma,how you want to be addressed,
Dont you ever have a limit....
There is only one name for these kind of person that does these few things,they are rear-people look for them
People celebrate them,people talk about them,people want to be like them,they are called STAR
Do you want to stop being people
Then act like a star cos you are a star,you just culdnt see it.
Who you be?
Thats d language u get from an average black Nigerian.
And the truth is who truly are you?
Why do they keep pointing fingers on you?
Whats the gossip about you?
Why are they hating on you?
Why are you even beefing yourself?
Are you that baad?
Whats your name tag?
Why are you facing all these challenges?
Or would u rather give up cos nobody believes in you?
You try to ignore all these but one way or the other it hurts you?
Would you rather attempt suicide?
Have you given it a thought lately?
What best are you made up?
Nothing right?
Why dont you come out of that lie?
If you believe you can fly like Innocent said,then why dont you try?
Instead of doubting yourself believing in negative life
If you dont think you can......hmmmm
Take a deep breadth and reason.take away the uglyness of today and see the beauty of tomorrow
Appreciate the simple things of this life.give yourself a smile....Cos
You have a beautiful life....if only you can just see it
Letme even ask you
Who do you want to be?
Have you asked yourself?
If you have....take these steps
-take a very lovely picture
Place it at the best corner of your house
-put it in every public platform that the world can see
-then who do you want to be?
Dont immitate anyone....
-just define yourself.give a nice meanin to your name,your character,your look,your style,your charisma,how you want to be addressed,
Dont you ever have a limit....
There is only one name for these kind of person that does these few things,they are rear-people look for them
People celebrate them,people talk about them,people want to be like them,they are called STAR
Do you want to stop being people
Then act like a star cos you are a star,you just culdnt see it.
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